You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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