idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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