Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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