I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
ugly people sure do ruin things
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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