I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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