I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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