Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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