UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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