Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
false alarm, still single
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