I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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