at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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