We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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