Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Ambien. No doubt about it.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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