He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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