office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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