its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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