So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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You say this every welcome week, bro.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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