Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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