I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Green mimosas i think yes
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
