I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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