is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
two words...techno handjob
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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