Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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