is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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