He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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