U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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