Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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