Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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