They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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