Where is the hickey?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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