Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she woke up with a sticky ear
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize