is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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