A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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