As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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