His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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