we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I would ride that face into the sunset
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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