I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i was born a porn star she said
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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