Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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