i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
3pm strippers are depressing
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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