whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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