did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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