hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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