just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
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i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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