Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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