please come you make the beer taste better
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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