I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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