You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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