I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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