Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
