I cockslap morals
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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