He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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