How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The feeling are messing with the penis
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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