Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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