I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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