So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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